Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Advert: Why not speak to foreign exotic women?

Not recommended for use in Fiji or the Amazon basin


2 comments:

  1. What a handy and portable little machine? How much does it weigh and will it fit into my handluggage?

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  2. Beau D'Arcy writes: Oh gosh no...you'll need a caravan of porters obviously, its partly why we don't recommend using it on the Amazon.

    Just last month our Bolivian correspondent sank his canoe trying to negotiate with some hungry cannibals.. we did eventually retrieve the machine ..and our ex-employees Shrunken Head (which Horst likes to use as a paperweight..ha ha!)

    Yours Charismatically, Beau D'Arcy

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