Wednesday, November 9, 2016

Hot-damn! Celebratory issue under new Management!

Howdy Spitshiners!

Julius T Drumpf here to raise the ol' curtain on the Saucy Show. Now keep your hussies from gigglin' and yer shooters sheathed cos this here be the main act. Gentlefolk - 4 bites o' nugget; and Hobos, Coloreds and Mexicans half a rum ration and a days labor down Creek. Fair's fair..so Sit ye down, Lordy Pray..and YEEHHHHHAA!!!!

No jeering, lynchin, blackjackin, scalpin or shady shindigs you hears?

1 comment:

  1. As a committed liberal, I am deeply offended by your views on minorities in our wonderful, rainbow-hued society. Anyone would think that you are an intolerant bigot, with stupid hair masquerading as a hillbilly of the people while you actually have a completely different agenda. I am hoping that your vile, and frankly unworkable policies, tone down now that you have taken office.

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