This is the team speaking, we've heard no word from Head Office since the change in management.. so the latest issue is on hold.
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all change at the top! |
Check this right...The Drowned Man has apparently gone into some kind of Astral Trance where elements of his psyche try to re-organise atoms into something resembling a face. I guess this is so he can host the "Humorous Anecodotes from Beyond the Abysmal Void" posting...You saw the advert? I did the file-naming on the JPG! . pretty proud of that!
So no publisher, no editor.. I guess that leaves us ..I mean I'm just the guy who puts a de-saturation filter on the jpgs and watches a few scary movies every now and then..
But last man on the sinking ship right? Captain on the prow.. what film was that? Speed 2, Under Seige?... hell knows..
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damn.. need to swim back for my mug and Wacom tablet... |
...OK vaped and back...
SOOO.. what's on... well Ruth in the stats department says that some of our readers who reside in a parallel universe are freaking out cos of some election for Head Honcho. Lost a cool black dude, gained a fat perv. Sucks man... know how that feels. Change is bad when it comes to bosses.
When he got his itchy leg he could be a bit of a dick...but, by and large, old Sir Hughie was pretty cool. He spent big on xmas parties...tho his gifts - man they were weird - like sacks of coal and pots of goose fat, and Golliwogs - yeah no idea, some kind of racist Care Bear
But he was pretty chilled with the expense reports. Managed to slip in my PS Plus subscription as R and D... LOL!
Yeah, but the new guy...who knows. Ruth said she got a telegram (..?) from Finance dude, Joey Gelthabe. Speaks in some kind of French or Nazi accent, whatever, i never get a word he says...sounds like he is spitting and cussing all the time...
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Joey Gelthabe. One tight mutha |
.. so she gets this telegram ( messaging app? ) from Joey and like the new publisher is some short fat dude with a spiked helmet. Guessing...World of Warcraft Cosplay
Fuck knows.. anyway she say this Horst guy can't speak American, so he's got a genuine Yank to come in as Brand Manager - and he's basically our new boss. Name of Julius T Drumpf. Anyway, better a homie, than some weird French cosplay dude...
Ok hold..on....think we got a new post coming up... yeah...back to the jpgs! See ya!
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